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Gallows Humour : Kanu’s Disapperance by Bishop Edwin

From Facebook user Bishop Edwin

 

 

Those of you saying, Tukur Burati must produce Nnamdi Kanu to the court come October 17, either don’t know Nigeria and the degree of evil they are capable of propagating or you people play too much!

Nigerians are the only people where two or more people can have same finger prints..

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In 1985, drug baroness Glory Okon was caught by some “over zealous” custom officers in a Lagos- Kano- London flight. She died under the most mysterious but funny criminal dramas of the then Buhari administration, 6 days after.. Investigations and evidence spanning through police, SSS, military and customs till date remained inconclusive but Glory Okon was was to be seen again at a ceremony with Maryam M. Babangida in London. Glory Okon was to be a Chinyere from Imo State, childhood friend of Maryam and married to Jeff Chandler, the man who killed Nzeogwu.. Its the revelations of this story that killed Dele Giwa.

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Atiku Abubakar alongside an Aisha Buhari has been fingered in the Halliburton scandal. The presidency battled so hard to find an identity mix up and finally they quenched the taste of their gullible by presenting a Nigerian passport of a hijjab wearing Aisha Buhari with a fictitious address as the actual criminal and not the Aisha Buhari you and I know..

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So many cases of identity replacements fill the files of the Nigerian crime investigators..

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Who forgot how Evan Enwerem, then senate president wept, that Nigerians reminded him of his late twin Evans (who had committed a crime in the UK) and not him?.. Nigerians nodded their heads like agama lizards.

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What about the “real” James Onanefe Ibori (“the Odidigborigbo of Africa”) who is but an upright and decent citizen of Nigeria, has an alter ego or a 1995 “evil twin” who is nothing but a wayward common thief who goes around stealing building materials in both London and Abuja and has a penchant for fraudulent use of stolen credit cards.. In fact, the magics of this case gave rise to the fastest erection of a Federal High Court in Nigeria, where in less than one week a complete court was built and staffed just to wriggle Ibori out of the case at Asaba, Nigeria.

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Sen-Buruji Kashamu who alongside 14 others were jailed in the US for drug related offences? Buruji disappeared to Nigeria and we are left with, “naa him, nobi me case” and a senator of the Zoological republic of Nigeria.

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Senator Ali Mohammed Ndume was accused of sponsoring and leaking sensitive information to Boko Haram. While the SSS presented exhibits of 73 recorded calls between him and sect leaders, Mohammed Ali Ndume maintained that it is either a case of network diverts or a different Ali Ndume was being tapped.. Nigeria accepted.. Nkogheri personified..

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Nigeria went as low as “capturing” a Koran and a flag as the fugitive Shekau Saladin Abubakar of Boko Haram and in an elaborate and well broadcasted ceremony those rubbish items were presented to Buhari.

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Shekau himself dies faster than a BlackBerry battery as his identity has been replaced over 8 times as the army is trying to force Nigerians believe that every almajiri killed on the street is the Shekau. Had Shekau kept mute, we would have been applauding an unsolved puzzle.

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In view of the ease at which faces, identities and profiles can be switched in Nigeria, it was easy to quieten the tabla rasa of saw dust brains by replacing the replacer himself with a Jubril from Sudan!..

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Over 1000 cases of identity surgeries exist amongst Nigerian ruling class and politicians.. Ha duo oshi, ihu ha e CHANGE eeh…

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I won’t be surprised if their PDP vs APC mediocrity allows them to bring a stage managed Nnamdi Kanu to court. Teach him a little of his mannerism and then tell him to plead guilty, make him cry, denounce IPOB and Biafra and then go to jail.. Lolzzzzzz!

We pass them shaaaaa!

Nigeria likes to play on sand. They play too much. They play with everything but they can’t deceive Biafrans!… Biafra Will Come..

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