Was actually looking for this before a friend sent it
Taofeek entered a mosque carrying a brand new cutlass and asked: “who is a Muslim here?”
The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard.
Taofeek asked again “how can a full mosque have no Muslim?”.
No one replied.
Taofeek then grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him “son come help me kill my goat bcos i don’t know how to do it”. After the young man had killed the goat, he told Taofeek that he didn’t know how to skin it and that Taofeek should go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him do that. Taofeek returned to the mosque with the
cutlass dripping with blood.
When the IMAM saw the same man again in the mosque with blood dripping from his cutlass, he immediately shouted
“MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PRAISE THE
The whole mosque responded:
“Halleluyaaah!” ? ? ? ? ? don’t laugh alone.